going albanian

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck

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Find a hot chick in the bar, find out she is shemale.. Fuck it bor im going albanian on that ass,

by Enanav848586 October 16, 2013

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Albano

A very odd brosifita. One that rejects handshakes.

Guy 1: Why won't your shake my hand dude?
Guy 2: because I'm an albano

by The brosifita November 9, 2013

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BBC Alba

The shitey wee channel that shows the Scottish lower league football matches, but in a fucking pointless language

Do you want to watch the Ayr United game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Dundee game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Falkirk game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Hamilton Academical game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Livingston game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Greebock Morton game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Partick Thistle game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Queen of the South game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Raith Rovers game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Ross County game? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic
Do you want to watch the Challenge Cup Final? Naw the comentary on BBC Alba's in fuckin gaelic

by AIDS panther July 12, 2011

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albanian pumphandle

Having someone complete the act of masturbation in conjunction with fellatio by place one hand one the penis, and sucking one's thumb by placing the opposite arm through the space created. the accompanying individual pulling up and down on the forearm, clutching the penis, thus creating a simultaneous masturbatory and fellatious effect

hookers in amsterdam charge extra if you want an albanian pumphandle

by yuyup the eblivarator January 1, 2012

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