shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"

shanked the cat by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005

Barn cat 

sluts that hang around the same partys/bars/clubs every week and wait to be chosen by male patrons; many times by random guys visiting their friends at college, more often the same guys that go to those parties every week.

tryin to get some sluts...where are all the barn cats?

Barn cat by robdeeps February 10, 2009

Archer cat 

The worst rare cat you can get in my favorite game - Battle cats!!!

Hey man, it's unlucky that you got archer cat.

Archer cat by (/ovo)/ l____l April 5, 2017

National cat calling day 

If you cat call your a sick fucking human being you know your not even a human if you do that

Tom:it’s national cat calling day if you do that your a sick human being

National cat calling day by Yourlocalitalian March 27, 2021

Can't hug every cat. 

An idiomatic expression similar to that of "you can't have your cake and eat it too."

Debbie: I just bought all these decorations and massive cake for my birthday party, but now I've run out of money to hire my friends. I guess you can't hug every cat.

Can't hug every cat. by PazzDawg July 30, 2011

Crazy Cat 

A variety of blotter acid that circulated in the mid 1980s printed with an image of the head of Bill the Cat from the comic strip Bloom County.

I don't have any purple microdot left, man, but I have a couple hits of crazy cat.

Crazy Cat by Craig 119281 November 14, 2005

Schroedinger's Cat 

A hypothetical experiment in quantum mechanics that allegedly proves that a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. This conclusion smack's of Bishop Berkeley's notion that if nobody is in a forest to hear a falling tree, the tree makes no sound.

Schroedinger's Cat is not half alive and half dead. It is either alive or dead, and we have to open the box to find out. If we lose interest and refuse to open the box, the chances of the cat being dead increase greatly with time.

Schroedinger's Cat by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006