dont make me fart

when u laugh so hard that you fart and u just cant help it.

e.g.

elly (shes fat) says: im gonna go for a run this arvo

jack says: oh dont make me fart

dont make me fart by edizzle91 April 11, 2010

Wheel Fart 

A subtle or extremely abrupt farting noise caused by a slide out of a longboard.

hey, did you just fart?
No that was from my wheels, It's a wheel fart.

Wheel Fart by churt March 28, 2010

attic fart 

An unusually odorous and stale fart that seems to be pushed out from very high up in ones bowels. First used by Mike Clark of the Drew and Mike radio show on WRIF in Detroit, MI.

Was that your attic fart, or do you have a squirrel that died two weeks ago in your pocket?

attic fart by Shift_Master December 17, 2010

Vertical Fart 

A fart which, when trapped by a tightly tucked shirt, travels upward into the farter's shirt and escapes via shirt sleeves or neckhole.

"That was an unintentional crop dust, man. I had a vertical fart trapped in my shirt, and when I was talking to that hot chick, it leaked out of my arm holes! How embarrassing!"

Vertical Fart by austicoatk October 4, 2011

brain fart 

A sudden thought, seemingly out of nowhere, that has nothing to do with the topic you are discussing.

We were discussing the party when all of the sudden my husband had a brain fart and asked me to remind him to change the air filter on his car.

brain fart by Sleeping Aurora July 21, 2014

Micro-fart

When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole

After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..

Micro-fart by Bigbear469 June 15, 2018

Devils Fart 

When it’s so hot out that you have the worst swamp ass and the gas that’s expelled is so rancid it makes your whiskers curl.

Little Timmy went jogging in the hot summers sun and came home to greet his mom and dad with a devils fart that was so bad she fainted, and the hair on his mustache curled .

Devils Fart by Poopfur546 July 28, 2019