Democrat Attack Machine

The Democrat Attack Machine is a 1984-esque Goldstein Conspiracy assumed to exist by ideological Republicans who believe everyone who isn't an ideological Republican is either stupid or evil.

The existence of a conspiracy fills the human need to have something to struggle against. It doesn't matter if the Machine exists or doesn't exist, since it offers a banner to rally around for Republicans to divide "us" (the faithful) from "them" (the enemy who must be destroyed)

The "Democrat Attack Machine" is (apparently) made up of every American who is not as rabidly pro-Republican as some Republicans would like.

Democrat Attack Machine by J News June 8, 2009

atty 

atty- short term for 'Attitude'

"Mack, what's with the atty, mate."

atty by SlorpyNorg June 10, 2017

Attention Seekers 

A group of girls that have 12 boyfriends but only want them for attention. They secretly hate them all and want one boy but are not loyal enough.

Usually are depressed because they want a loyal "boy" but that boy ends up turning into "boys". Attention Seekersare usually made up of a group of girls that hate everyone!

Attention Seekers by yamumsyadad June 18, 2017

CC Attack 

The passive aggressive practice of sending an e-mail showing the target recipient (usually of lower status in the hierarchy) how foolish they are and then using the cc line to include as many people as possible (who have previously not been involved in the e-mail conversation) to further the humiliation as widely as possible. Commonly used in the business world.

A Microsoft Outlook CC Attack:

From: Your Boss
To: Joe Loser
Cc: Vice President, Coffee Club Distribution List, Your Co-Workers
Subject: Heck of a Job

Hey Joe,

Just wanted to let you know that you did a heck of a job ordering supplies. Now we are without paperclips *and* paper. Let’s set up a meeting to discuss priorities.

CC Attack by A. Government Employee July 26, 2008

stack attack 

A sexual act typically performed with a minimum of one male and two females where the females are “stacked” one on top of the other and penetrated by the male in an alternating fashion. Generally this results in the male achieving orgasm very quickly.

Last night I was so horny that I gave Lauren and Rachael the stack attack.

stack attack by AZ689R September 29, 2009

Asperger Attack 

when a nigga names tyler has a freakout for no absolute reason everyday of the week

"Tyler has had his 5th Asperger Attack this week"

Asperger Attack by myrawasshole June 11, 2018

attention spam 

Any material or fodder which tends to destroy the attention span.

MTV spews pure attention spam all day, in particular by cutting cameras every 3 seconds.

attention spam by Set the Controls for June 2, 2008