Carpet Pisser 

A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.

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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.

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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.

DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?

BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.

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Carpet Pisser by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005

Pisstivity

1.related to anger; occurs when you are beyond mad but between physically hurting another's emotions

2.premad followed by violence

I am so beyond mad --this ain't the first time you have pissed me off into Pisstivity

Pisstivity by gemini05 April 15, 2008

pissy pants

Usually referred to a person who hates everything. Is never happy with anyone or anything. Very critical of what others are doing. Constantly complains. Even pissy when everyone around them is having a good time and laughing. aka Debbie Downer

Do we have to invite her again? She is such a pissy pants.

pissy pants by seriouslyonlyme April 12, 2009

I'm just pissing on your tits 

A hilarious variation of "I'm just kidding" or "I'm just pissing around".

Except with a lot more awesome.

Callum: I'm your dad.
Fingers: WHAT?
Callum: Don't worry, I'm just pissing on your tits.
Fingers: Oh.

I'm just pissing on your tits by Your Fat Mam July 2, 2009

pissing contest 

1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.

2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.

What started out as a rational debate quickly degenerated into a pissing contest.

pissing contest by N Butcher December 28, 2005

Pissmop 

Piss drinking whore. You piss in her mouth.

A pissmop is better than just any old meathole. She will drink your piss and say she likes it.

Pissmop by Peter Pecker July 29, 2005

Pissnami

When a person holds their bladder for several hours and then empties the tank like a tsunami, in this situation its a pissnami.

Man it was like a pissnami in there, it destroyed everything!

Pissnami by Fayyem May 1, 2010