Willy Wonka

When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.

Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!

by WillyWonkaCocoaLover1 October 18, 2008

Big dillie wonka

The man with the masta plan.. if theres masterbation needing to be done, look no further than big dillie wonka!

I just big dillie wonka'd in my pants.

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

wonker

A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.

I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!

by jme May 24, 2003

wonk

When a heavy-set female (or one with large, natural breasts) is on her back, topless (mostly during sexual activity) and her tits "wonk" or droop to the sides; nipples facing in opposite directions. (left and right instead of straight up)

"Her tits are so huge and sloppy, whenever I'm on top of her fucking her, they wonk to the sides."

see: wonking, wonky.

by cep922 September 28, 2009

wanktard

A Retard who masturbates.

A mentally challenged person looking at porn and stroking or pulling there penis to get off.

by Loser January 30, 2005

wonk

A wonk is a butt that is really big, but not nice looking. It is the opposite of a badunkadunk.

Mrs.Mclwrath has a wonk the size of canada.

by Aaron, "the shark" April 7, 2005

Wonker

A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!

Jedd will do anything to make something fun.What a wonker!!

by *.*.* April 20, 2004