Retarded fans of the Spanish referee-paying team FC Barcelona, otherwise known as Varcelona, Varca, or team Negreira.
Varcadogs are known for:
1. Calling the greatest football team of all time - Real Madrid - 'Vardrid', even thought Varcelona literally had a legal case filed against them by the Spanish and international sports committees for paying referees between 2001-2018. In fact, they still do - just watch any 2025-26 Varcelona game
2. Claiming Varcelona is better than Real Madrid, even though Madrid has more UCLS, LaLiga titles, Super Cups, Clubs World Cups, etc. Real Madrid also has a better H2H record, in which Varcadogs either cry at or deny the fact.
3. Glaze the great dominator of Venezuela, Leo Pessi. This gives them the title, 'Pessidog'. Pessidogs often claim that the Copa America is harder than the Nations League, Cristiano Ronaldo is a pen merchant (despite Pessidog winning 6 penalties in 5 world cup games), and the MLS is harder than the Saudi League. Let's not forget that a mid-strength Al Nassr side with no Ronaldo thumped Inter Miami 6-0 without breaking a sweat.
4. Disrespect the greatest footballer of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo. They often call him names such as 'Penaldo', 'Pendu', 'Deadsonaldo' (referring to his deceased son), and 'Camellonaldo'.
Don't be a Varcadog, the only thing a Varcadog should be proud of is that their club was the first to get an official gay supporters club. Congratulations!
Varcadogs are known for:
1. Calling the greatest football team of all time - Real Madrid - 'Vardrid', even thought Varcelona literally had a legal case filed against them by the Spanish and international sports committees for paying referees between 2001-2018. In fact, they still do - just watch any 2025-26 Varcelona game
2. Claiming Varcelona is better than Real Madrid, even though Madrid has more UCLS, LaLiga titles, Super Cups, Clubs World Cups, etc. Real Madrid also has a better H2H record, in which Varcadogs either cry at or deny the fact.
3. Glaze the great dominator of Venezuela, Leo Pessi. This gives them the title, 'Pessidog'. Pessidogs often claim that the Copa America is harder than the Nations League, Cristiano Ronaldo is a pen merchant (despite Pessidog winning 6 penalties in 5 world cup games), and the MLS is harder than the Saudi League. Let's not forget that a mid-strength Al Nassr side with no Ronaldo thumped Inter Miami 6-0 without breaking a sweat.
4. Disrespect the greatest footballer of all time, Cristiano Ronaldo. They often call him names such as 'Penaldo', 'Pendu', 'Deadsonaldo' (referring to his deceased son), and 'Camellonaldo'.
Don't be a Varcadog, the only thing a Varcadog should be proud of is that their club was the first to get an official gay supporters club. Congratulations!
"Dad, I think Messi is the GOAT! Also, I want a Barca shirt for my birthday.
"Son, I didn't raise you to be a Varcadog."
"What's a Varcadog, Dad?"
"Check out the definition on Urban Dictionary, son. It has all you need to educate yourself on Varcadogs."
"Thanks, Dad!"
"Son, I didn't raise you to be a Varcadog."
"What's a Varcadog, Dad?"
"Check out the definition on Urban Dictionary, son. It has all you need to educate yourself on Varcadogs."
"Thanks, Dad!"
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r,c = size(arr);
for j = 1:c
sum = 0;
for i = 1:r
sum = sum + arr(i,j);
end
arr2(j) = sum;
end
disp(arr2);
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r,c = size(arr);
for j = 1:c
sum = 0;
for i = 1:r
sum = sum + arr(i,j);
end
arr2(j) = sum;
end
disp(arr2);
Oh man, that "sum" variable is a whore variable!
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