soft wrap

When you wrap a gift with wrapping paper that typically requires a box, but don't have one.

Mom! We don't have a box for this Christmas Sweater i'm giving Dad. I guess i'll have to soft wrap if with the wrapping paper and tape.

by ProfessorSnuggles April 3, 2016

Soft Gatekeep

saying something sucks so people will lost interest in it

“I tried that sushi spot Kevin said suck the other day and it was really cheap and good he soft gatekeeping us”

by RicoShlong January 27, 2022

Soft-roader

A 4wd that is not intended to be taken off road, contrary to it's ride height and stated ability.

Guy 1: Dude, check out the monster 20inch rims on that truck!

Guy 2: Total soft-roader.

Look at that soft roader going past - looks like it's gonna tip over going around the corner.

by Archetypicalone April 13, 2011

SOFT MILKSHAKE

a blow job on a not erect penis

How was your date with Sally last night?
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake

by softmilkshake December 17, 2017

Soft tomato

Unlikeable, stale, boring, not fun to be around

Melanie quit being such a soft tomato!!

by Grod1 January 18, 2016

soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.

I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.

by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018

Soft Molly

Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.

"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"

by squidge winkle August 6, 2011