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1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island
I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer
by E (dot) O (dot) May 20, 2010
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Used often in the business world, this incredibly versatile phrase can be literally translated as "fuck it."
The client changed the deadline to today? Well, it is what it is.
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An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.
I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.
by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018
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