goba tea

the first bottled white people bubble tea aka. gentrified boba tea where you don't need to leave your home to get boba or as white people say "bubble tea." can be thought of as a daily boba that that doesn't make you thicc but still tastes great!!!

boyfriend: babe i bought you some goba tea because i know you like to suck and two you like two swallow these balls

ABG gf: ahhh gimme my goba tea now!!!!

by thenycbobalover November 09, 2020

Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 08, 2018

cold tea

Tea that is irrelevant or not juicy anymore.

"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up?!"
"That's cold tea sis"

by TheDaveAk May 07, 2019

testicle tea

testicle tea is a synonym for semen.

how bout a nice big glass of testicle tea?

by M Chambers December 10, 2006

steamed tea

Teabagging someone and performing a Cleveland Steamer at the same time.

I brewed some steamed tea on Donna, then told the bitch to go make me a sandwich.

by Fru Munda November 08, 2007

Spill the tea

This is when you spill some serious gossip about something serious or petty, you decide.

Spill the tea you hoe

by liamwxston October 16, 2018

Space Tea

Tea with added grass. Gets you spaced, hence space tea.

Take a cafetiere about 2 mugfulls big and put 3 teabags of your choice into it (I prefer citrus fruit flavour though peppermint works well too) and about 1 small bud of green, chopped or pulled apart. Add the boiling water and wait about 5-10 minutes. Press down the plunger a few times to mix it all up & serve, preferably in small glasses such as moroccan tea glasses. Add sugar to taste, drink. Get spaced. Watch an old 70's sci fi DVD at double speed with the sound off and play some chilling muzak. Chat. Giggle.

by ..WiL July 27, 2005