Squaring

Pooping to the power of two

Me: ALEX! Where were you? I was waiting for you.
Alex: I was at the bathroom
Me: 20 MINUTES????? Sounds like you were squaring

Alex: my stomach hurt a little after all that food 🤷 ♂️

by Bobby 😂 February 12, 2020

Squeamishh

A gay ass hoe that needs to chill tha fuck down sometimes

Yo Squeamishh is being a bitch today.

by EmraldCreeper13 July 29, 2020

Screaming Sandy

A screaming sandy occurs when you're having sex with a woman on the beach. Once you have a good natural lube worked up, you pull your cock out of her, dip it in the sand, and proceed to fuck her brains out. Naturally, you're penis will act somewhat like sandpaper but don't let that stop you.

"OH MY GOD STOP IT STOP IT"
"What bitch? Doesn't the friction feel good!? It's a Screaming Sandy woo woo!"

by woodrow wilson September 12, 2005

screaming bottom

A flamboyant homosexual man, who is most definitely the bottom in the relationship.

1. Joe the screaming bottom from the bar mushroom top bar....
2. Oh him!

by twodeadmeadows August 14, 2015

screaming meanies

The acidics in your butthole about to erupt making you want to scream while letting out the harshest shit you have ever felt

Uh oh guys bad news bears... I've got the screaming meanies

by Mr fuck your bitch April 11, 2016

Screaming Eagle

So there's five guys and one girl engaging in sexual intercourse, one guy is at the mouth, one is at the anus, one is at the poon, and one is in each hand

Yo we totally screaming eagled that girl last night

Add a girl into this orgy and we'll have a screaming eagle

by Birdlover69 June 9, 2018

screaming zombie

Screaming Zombie - This term describes the process of a guy ejaculating into a girls eyes. This then will cause her to run around with her eyes shut like a “screaming zombie” clawing out her own eyes and appearing to be blind and groping around the place finding her way to the sink.

She was giving me a blowie and I pulled out and spunked right in her eyes, then she became a screaming zombie!

by Johhny Wishbone April 6, 2020