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Spoining

When someone arrives at your house when you're beyond hungover with the intention of lying in bed next to you and sleeping but instead you spend most of the day fondling them clothed and unclothed whilst you both complain that you havent slept with anyone in a while. Very similar to Spooning but slightly different; hence the slight difference in spelling.
Wanna come over? I promise I'll just spoon you nothing more... no actually it'll probably wind up being a Spoining session
by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025
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Spoining

When you invite someone over to you house because your very drunk and know you are going to be hungove... and instead of just spooning and sleeping like you said you would; you spend the day gradually taking their clothes off and fondling them while you both talk about how you haven't "done the deed in a while". Similar to "Spooning but slightly different; hence the minor difference in spelling". Excellent if you are feeling queasy but need some flesh to flesh time.
Wanna come over and spoon me? Actually; lets be honest... I have busy hands... its going to turn into Spoining whether I want it to or not.
by just a random pluviophile March 27, 2025
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Shining

To Shine-When you and or another human proceed(s)to nut on another persons head-or other human body part. Then proceed to rub the nut that was shot upon the human in to the area. Once rubbed in let the nut fired to crust and then once that step is complete repeat until fully satisfied and content.
I just Shined upon someone’s head and or I am going to Shine you, or Shining is one of my favorite activities
by D1Shiner April 20, 2025
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Splinting

Splinting is a sexual act (kink) which invol Shoving an object of same or more girth and more length the your penis.
Example of objects: tube of toothpaste,toothbrush, needle, pregnancy test,thermometer ext
by Boofuss January 21, 2026
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Spinning Gooner

When two men have anal sex, If the bottom guy is feeling mischievous. He will force the too on his back and spin/twirl on his partner’s member, causing singular pain, pleasure, or just both.
If we ever have love, I am lowkey going to give you a Spinning Gooner
by gentlez March 7, 2026
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SPINKING

To think out a thought before you speak on it.
I was spinking about whether to buy some land or lease it for future building.
by MCR0300 August 6, 2025
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Spinning Plates

"Spinning Plates" is the art of juggling multiple people you’re attracted to, keeping each one interested while trying to hold them all in your orbit.
Guy 1: "Hey man, are you still talking to that one girl"
Guy 2: "Yeah I'm talking to her and two of her friends"
Guy 3: "My guy, you are Spinning Plates for no reason"
by PesoDollar August 12, 2025
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