sober blackout

a blackout state achieved by witnessing other inebriated persons do unspeakably awkward and socially appalling things. Witnessing the drunken absurdity throws the sober observer into a temporary state of shock, immediately followed a prolonged state of blackout.

Note: it is not necessary to consume alcohol in order to reach a state of sober blackout

"YES. It is called a sober blackout and I have had several of them...many of them at pub nite."

by SFSWATdfks August 20, 2012

Soberholic

An alcoholic who has kicked their addiction and is sober yet has to talk about their sobriety all the time. Which in a way makes them just as addicted to alcohol as they were while drinking.

Is all that soberholic talks about is how he stopped drinking

by BudworthTDog December 30, 2011

stoner at sobeys

a couple of stoners who have the munchies so head to sobeys......usually have no intent of buying anything......usually shoving beef jerkey in there pants and walking out or get a box of hot potato wedges (dont have to pay until you get to the front) and simply walk out

cashier#1: shit here comes some kids coming in the store at 3 in the morning
cashier#2:man i wish this wasnt a 24 hour huge ass grocery store
cashier#3: there just more stoner at sobeys

by kurts reincarnation August 15, 2009

Sober Seven

a girl that you think is hot when you have had a few beers, yet when you are sober she is only marginally attractive

- Dude, I hooked up with such a hot girl!
- Bro, she was only 'ok'. She was a Sober Seven!
or Cinderella at Disney Orlando

by your boy yo! January 10, 2010

Sobed

to become sober

After getting trashed, he sobed up before driving home.

by sobed_girl April 26, 2010

sober whiskey dick

Commonly known as erectile dysfunction, a much more serious problem than whiskey dick.

Damn, I haven't been able to get it up lately.

Hmm.. Sounds like you might have sober whiskey dick. You should probably see a doctor.

by pseudonym 3000 July 17, 2011

sober through

the activity of clubbing without drinking any alcohol but still managed to maintain a high energy level.

A: Come to the club with us!
B: No, got an exam tomorrow morning.
A: Don't worry! You can just sober through.

by sobergal May 17, 2015