similac

a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings

It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Simulacrum

A cunt who stalks your accounts just to have something to roast you with.

Wow, ur such a cunt, I think your turning into a simulacrum.

by Szamas July 8, 2019

Semular

Vaguely connected to or related to.

A trapezoid is semular to a square.

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

yandere simulator fan

they are idiots who usually have 0 brain cells, want to commit die

"Hey dude I like yandere simulator, so that means I am a yandere simulator fan"

by Melon_fox December 3, 2020

flight simulater

The most time boring game ever but still fun if you want to be a pilot

I flew a 737-000 in flight simulater to LAX and it took 3 hours but when I landed I crashed. What a ****ing waste of time.

by localasshole August 14, 2006

Simulated Hunt

When you hunt something down without hurting it; akin to raising a child.

Guy 1: “Hey how’s your mother doing?”

Guy 2: “Fine, now that I’ve performed a simulated hunt on that beast.”

by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

simulpiss

Simulpiss (v.) - pronounced sigh-mul-piss, like simulcast; the act of two or more people urinating in a toilet at the same time, often due to social situations involving overpopulation and consumption of adult beverages coupled with inadequate facilities. This act is most often performed by two men or a man and a woman.

-"Damn is this the line for the bathroom? I can barely hold it any longer!"
-"Its cool girl, just slide back a little farther on the toilet and we'll simulpiss."

by FoxyManStud February 9, 2009