poking

When someone keeps referring to your faults while you're trying to or inticing accomplish something or even when you're just doing you. Someone who tries to make your flaws or bad habits evident in attempt to embarrass or bring you down. This doesn't have to be done deliberately but typically is and usually brings the "pokey" to contemplate what the "poker" is criticizing aka poking

1) When you begin to clean your room and your mom walks by and starts poking at how you vacuum or the way you fold your clothes. like bitch please I don't see you coming in here to help. Match up my socks or keep it movin

2) When you order a fatty burger and your boyfriend orders a salad - he will most likely start poking at your eating choices and habits. DO NOT listen to that bullshit. You are a woman not a rabbit. Top of the food chain - you best order the rarest cow with extra cheese and devour that bitch like it's your last meal. FUCK THE POKERS

by Luminati February 27, 2017

Poking the bear

it is to express extreme annoyance and irritation by someone deliberately trying to PISS YOU OFF.

Friend: Haha u got wrecked, scrub
You: POKING THE BEAR, DONT PISS ME OFF.

by Ethxnol April 26, 2020

Pocklington

A small market town, 12 miles from the York city. Full of inbred, unemployed chavs and old women.

If you were born in Pocklington, you are referred to as a 'Pock-ite'.

Outsiders are welcomed, in hope of changing the dull, slow town.

"I spend all my doll money on drinking, every night of the week." "Oh, you must be from Pocklington"

by An_outsider February 19, 2010

Packing

1: Concealing a firearm
2: Concealing a Pakistani refugee

"Paking heat"
Packing a Paki

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

Dingleberry Picking

The picking of arse hairs and fiddling with them while bored.

Joshua was watching TV with his brother and started dingleberry picking.

by Jackbradley1994 March 1, 2011

poking

adj. Being in a state of having to poop imminently, but not necessarily urgently. In other words, when you can feel a turd trying to poke its way out your butt hole.

Hey, can we pause the game for a few minutes? I'm poking.

by MmmVomit April 16, 2014

Apple Picking

When someone steals Apple Products such as iPhones, iPads, iPod Touches, and other stuff created by Apple.

Person 1: Some guy was Apple Picking his iPhone.
Person 2: I still have my iPad on my backpack to avoid that Apple Picker.
Person 1: I think that guy wanted an iPhone so bad.
Person 2: I hope I don't get robbed...

by Nyker2000 September 19, 2012