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MTV

The music channel where the VJs are most important and not music.
At the Live8 concert, they cut away from PINK FLOYD (after 28 years of those guys not playing together) to watch their VJs talk! What dumbasses! IT'S PINK FLOYD!
by DaemonSadi August 1, 2005
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MTBF

Mean Time Between Failure
Way to quantify the performance of a machine or part.
MTBF = (Total Time of all Parts run) / (Total number of failures)
Good if all parts fail.
Bad if very few of the parts fail. It is very deceptive in this case.
A hypothetical machine generally runs between 60 and 100 hours before failing.

If you run 3 of them for a total of 240 hours, and all 3 fail, you have a MTBF of 80 hours per failure. Makes sense.

If you run 100 of them in an application where the job is complete after 50 hours, at which point you don't run it again, it is possible that only 10 or so will fail. MTBF could be about (90*50 + 10*25) / (10) = 475 hours per failure. This is insane, since you would be lucky if a single tool made it to 200 hours or continuous operation.
by guided fox July 7, 2006
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mtchew

Mchew/ mtchew is something that is used in Nigeria a lot and you use it when you are frustrated with someone or something or someone is annoying you.
You such your teeth and make a sound.
Stop doing that. Mtchew
Mtchew it’s not working

Mtchew this teacher is so annoying
by Zidanaxtisha June 1, 2020
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YO! Mtv Raps

The Greatest show ever aired on MTV. Came about in the 80's featuring Ed Lover and Dr. Dre. The Ed Lover dance still reigns supreme.
Hey honey wanna come by the crib after school and dig Yo Mtv Raps?
by J-Dubs January 20, 2005
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MTV

The 2nd reason that 99.9% of the world population (mainly the US population) is manipulated and retarded to some degree (the 1st reason being rap).
"Music" television my ass.

MTV= Manipulative Television.
by Joe August 20, 2003
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mte

person 1: he keeps leaving me on read and texting other girl’s
person 2: tell him to mte or cut him off girl
by 420alienbitch69 December 12, 2019
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mtbd

Short for mental breakdown, made popular by K-pop idol CL (former member of 2NE1)
I keep forgetting my pills... it's only a matter of time before I have a MTBD lol
by maybve August 6, 2017
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