Monsterfucker

Wanna fuck a werewolf? Ya a monsterfucker.

Wanna fuck a ghost? A Zombie? That's necrophilia But counts! you heathen.

Wanna fuck Dragon? (Unless in human form) Beastitality! And ya a monsterfucker!

Pop a boner going through r/bodyhorror? Here's your crown!

Person 1: Ooo! Look at his teeth!

Person 2: They are pointy and jagged! You monsterfucker!

Person 1: Ooo~ Tentacles give~

by There_be_monsters_here February 17, 2021

The Wounded Monster

When a girl is so hot, you take a gun and shoot her in the leg. Then you have sex with the gun wound.


Only one person is known to actually give a girl an orgasim while performing this: Chuck Norris

"Dude, Sarah is so hot that i actually performed the wounded monster on her last night."

by trojanman69 March 31, 2009

manstruation

The days when your man friend/spouse/partner/coworker etc. acts like a total intolerable douchebag when he is otherwise decent.

'Manstruation is wreaking havoc on Bob. He just told me to f*ck myself after I asked him to wipe large chunks of Pop Tart off of his expense report.'

by Fishballs December 16, 2008

monster

A person who demonstrates skills beyond normal mastery, particularly in the field of music.

"Did you hear that guitar solo? That guy's a monster!"

by Didjerridon't February 3, 2013

manstinct

the natural instinct that only men have. often not understood by woman

seeing the fence was locked, john's manstincts kicked in and he climbed over the fence

by eviiil1 April 1, 2007

Little Monster

Someone who lives and breathes Lady Gaga. We make clothes out of random household materials, spend hours learning her dances, and cry about how much we love her when we're drunk.

We're easily identifiable; the more extreme little monsters usually have white hair and crazy makeup, but every little monster can be distinguished from a crowd.

I acknowledge that we are all batshit crazy.

She's a psycho little monster.

by Gaga's Monster May 25, 2010

Monster Jam

Monster Jam is motorsport event tour through the United States. Although events may vary, the general attraction is the racing and freestyle competitions by monster trucks hence the name, Monster Jam. Similar to Nascar, Monster Jam is very popular among rednecks and pre-pubescent boys.

Bobby Joe' s girl may think his beat up old Chevy and fisherman's tan sure are sexy and listening to Florida Georgia line is just the coolest, but they ain't nothing gets her hotter than an authentic redneck party like the Monster Jam.

by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015