One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.
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1. The kind of mustache or gotee that guys who refuse to a woman alone at a club or bar have; think that one guy from the backstreet boys, or european "musician" Gunter (similar to a mexistache)
2. the kind of mustache sex-offenders grow in order to seem more normal; think ned flanders or geraldo. in this instance, the upper lip is usually not visable and the stache is usually, but not always, acompanied by a mullet or mull-ette
2. the kind of mustache sex-offenders grow in order to seem more normal; think ned flanders or geraldo. in this instance, the upper lip is usually not visable and the stache is usually, but not always, acompanied by a mullet or mull-ette
That dick with the molestache won't stop trying to get me to go home with him. He's gross and smells like mustard.
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I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>
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