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Hector da Molester

One who has major blue balls and thinks repeatedly about molesting anything he can get his hands on (excluding kids you sickos)including goats and himself with desperate attempts at trying the stranger. Other than the sexual starvation, he is a very fun, caring, once in a lifetime 'sappy' nucca who can't see love when it stares him in the face.
I loveeee my bud Hector da Molester even if he eats curry and screws goats.
by truey January 21, 2009
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Child Molester

1. Noun: A molester of children
2. Noun: Any 40-year-old virgin fat bald man that never hit puberty
1. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning to avoid that child molester.
2. Now now, Johnny, today we are learning how to headshot a child molester with a glock.
by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007
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molestache

1. The kind of mustache or gotee that guys who refuse to a woman alone at a club or bar have; think that one guy from the backstreet boys, or european "musician" Gunter (similar to a mexistache)

2. the kind of mustache sex-offenders grow in order to seem more normal; think ned flanders or geraldo. in this instance, the upper lip is usually not visable and the stache is usually, but not always, acompanied by a mullet or mull-ette
That dick with the molestache won't stop trying to get me to go home with him. He's gross and smells like mustard.
by sam caplan April 10, 2006
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molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.
I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>
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Molesticleese

Bobby; A molestation powered roman warrior; sidekick to Testicleese
"Molesticleese molested the trojan soldiers"
by Booby November 5, 2004
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Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep
"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"
by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006
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chester the molester

A Poser, One who molests, a Weird dude who likes hanging with little kida
Did you see Chester the Molester coach that game last week?
by Tony November 14, 2003
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