Midnight Release

A synonym for wet dream.

Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!

by Ganyu March 21, 2021

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

midnight menace

a group of dangerous criminals that roam the streets at night and steal innocent peoples signs. They typically travel as wang but you may see them integrated with bang.

mlaw: ayo i was camping outside of michy’s house the other day and saw a couple of wangs steal a sign!

sir cum: yeah, that’s the midnight menace. STAE AWAY!!!

by cramphony July 29, 2021

Midnight Slushy

When a prostitute works all day, let’s every man ejaculate inside her, then allows her final customer to insert a straw to drink a very well mixed protein slushy.

Wow... Nikki let me get a midnight slushy after the gym.

by Temsiq August 9, 2021

Midnight Creeper

A poo you take in the middle of the night

I had a midnight creeper around 4am

by Museumslacks March 26, 2022

Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue

isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"

by blue midnight January 2, 2012

lesbian midnight

aka 9pm

what? you're going home already. yup, it's already 9:30pm, well past lesbian midnight. see you at brunch.

by inthefog November 6, 2019