Go to hell for jacking off crowed

A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.

He's in the go to hell for jacking off crowed.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.

Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.

by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007

Jelly Jacking

When a chubby chaser jacks off while watching a fattie engulf jelly doughnuts

I just shot jizz in my eye while jelly jacking

by arehorsiespretty February 2, 2014

Mud Jacking

Someone jacking off using large portions of caked mud.

Did you see that hill billy in the woods yesterday? He was mud jacking like a mad man!

by Smoots July 4, 2011

Jacketinal

The word used to describe something that can use venom, poison, or other. This word can be used for any creature as long as it may contain things that are harmful to humans. Most commonly these are small creatures, though they can be large beings. They may be plants, fantasies, or animals, as long as it contains toxins. Examples of what may make something jacketinal: Shooting things like fire, ice, venom, acid, lava, or plasma from its mouth, being poisonous, and unable to be eaten, or having venom, fire, ice, acid, lava, or plasma in its fangs, claws, or other.

“Watch out! Those mushrooms are jacketinal.” Or “The mighty dragon was jacketinal, and could shoot fire from its mouth!”

by A warriors fan April 10, 2021

jacking the pug

1.to masterbate profoundly
2. to steal a small but rare dog ( not really )

i walked in on Bradley'O jacking the pug it was gross

by ThePatrickEscape March 3, 2009

Jakeing

Verb.
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".

To JK, or to Jake.

Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!

by LouTheLandLord May 30, 2009