A male mammal that has had its penis sewn to its stomache so that it may not achieve penitration but still has full use of all penile functions.
That bull wouldn't quit fuckin my cows so I gomered it.(used as a verb.) "Chuck Norris is no Gomer."
by Jared Elliott February 14, 2007
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Don't be such a gomer, it's so Mickey Mouse.
by A Gomer April 19, 2005
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goiler - right now , being that I made it up, it has a very open area where a meaning can form, the meaning at this point, is a guy, who likes girls, and doesn't hang out with his guy friends any more because his girlfriend is taking all his time and this term is used by those who do not have a girlfriend to refer to a guy who does, doesn't indicate any sexual preference of the user of the word, and also basically just a random word to describe a friend who doesn't kick it anymore, because of a girl.
What a goiler Ace is being, he never chills anymore. Remember when we did that pool party? Ya he's a cool guy.
by thedervez October 26, 2011
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Kahama: No
Kasakela: Ok die
Kahama: Ok it yours *sad ooga booga noises*
Kasakela: lol
Kahama: No
Kasakela: Ok die
Kahama: Ok it yours *sad ooga booga noises*
Kasakela: lol
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Person 2: "So go gomer."
Person 2: "So go gomer."
by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004
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