HORSE FACED

anybody with a horse face... not just a woman, you retard

duuuuuh men cant have horse faces durrrr

by erin April 18, 2005

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

flacidex

the future pill that will take care of those erections lasting more than 4 hours.

for all those of you that take medication for erectile disfunction, that always last longer than 4 hours. is your morning wood lasting too long or after you leave for? dont call a doctor,take flacidex, for those unwanted hardons.

by runn141 May 5, 2009

Dog Faced Gremlin

When a broad is so repulsive and so ghastly as to appear to the viewer as a Dog Faced Gremlin. This is especially true if she drives a Dodge Neon. Commonly abbreviated using its acronym, D.F.G.

After throwing up in an Osborne's parking lot "Hey dude, did you drink too much tonight?" "Nah man, I just caught a glimpse of the DFG!"

by Pize October 13, 2004

Cunt Faced Whore

Someone who slepts around alot ad likes it Everyone gets face full of her cunt.

Damn! Shes a cuntfaced whore.

by Aaron July 12, 2004

open-faced grilled cheese

The sandwich you attempt to make on a grill machine while completely drunk off apple schnapps and boxed wine.

Oh man, I forgot to put the rest of bread on! It's an open-faced grilled cheese!

by criticaloversite January 12, 2004

schlitz-faced

The state of being shit-faced on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Some girl at Snake's last night got so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool and spontaneously combusted.

by Anomaly July 17, 2005