doomass

a Debbie Downer. One who never sees the good in any event, any person, or anything.

"I would have invited Betty to the soire, but she is such a doomass."

by JessMere August 31, 2015

Doombis

The love of my life. I'm so sorry you have to deal with my shit. Also, fuck Mandy. We hate her.

"I love you, Doombis."

by usukbish May 26, 2020

Testicle Doom

When a man's tesicles get stuck in the woman's vagina and has to get castrated.

I heard that man killed himself because he had Testicle Doom.

by The Testicle Master January 13, 2011

eyes of doom

derived from teabagging... a victim has a guy's testicles placed on his eyes.

"yeah we gave james the eyes of doom the other night"

by potch June 22, 2007

Fruit of the Doom

Another nickname for skidmarks in your pants.

Pull over, before I make some fruit of the doom

by Camden606 May 1, 2010

Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016

doom surfing

scrolling the internet incessantly looking for content to share about the pandemic, often spreading misinformation and shock value content

“She’s been doom surfing for the last 12 hours”

by ashainova March 29, 2020