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Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)
Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!
by CPSC October 4, 2010
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Dock up

The act of stretching one mans foreskin over the head of another man's penis.
Hey Paul, it's Iain, wanna come over later and Dock up? I've been stretching my foreskin all day.
by idockup24/7 November 16, 2006
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Dry Dock

The act of shutting off the water supply to a friend or foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water.

At the point, you push out your steaming turd so that it sticks to the ceramic part of the bowl. It creates a giant mess to clean up. Make sure you are not seen leaving the bathroom as a beat-down might ensue if you are caught.

A common double whammy is to also pull an upper tank or upper decker. This will create total havoc for the toilet & the person that owns it.

Entire commodes have had to been ripped out and replaced because of the devestation this creates.
Jeffrey was mad at his friend Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a upper decker.
by Solo Stroke October 15, 2009
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upper decker

The act of removing the lid off the back part of a toilet and pooping in it. Poop comes in the bowl over time after flushes. Usually done at big parties that have gone wrong.
The host of that party was so horrible that Andre couldn't resist pulling an upper decker before we left.
by Agenda July 31, 2005
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decky

by Anonymous July 21, 2003
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on deck

To be in possession of narcotics with intention to distribute.
"Pico, this fool around the corner needs an eightball. You on deck?"

"Yea, I'm packin.' Lemme go scale dis shit."
by GRUA February 15, 2006
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Hitting one to the upper deck

Taking a crap in the tank part of a toilet
I hit one to the upper deck, whoever flushes next is in for a real surprise
by gdollar January 3, 2004
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