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Daler

Shit head who gets raped by Massapequa at every sport
Oh look, the Dalers got the shot knocked out of them by Massapequa
by Cisgender June 11, 2018
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Daler

One who sucks dick at sports and loses to Massapequa
OMG Massapequa raped dalers in football. THE DALERS SUCK SO MUCH DICK AT LIFE (INCLUDING MEN)
by Cisgender June 11, 2018
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daley

sum smelly bum that has no toes!
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by ROFL January 22, 2003
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daleism

the religion of loving dale hanson
daleism is always a good thing that will give you a smile and brighten your day
by roflburger March 24, 2008
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Dale

Fat, worthless, self-absorbed, diabetic, cheap, fat,stupid, slave driving, wife abusing, cock sucking, bucked toothed, fat, cockbrella-ed, mindless, kidney stone passing, idiot of a boss. Oh, and did I mention fat?
Employee 1: "Dale is coming to supervise today."

Employee 2: "AHHHHH, FUCK!!!"
by shtkikr February 3, 2010
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Dale

A gay fucking douche-cunt who likes big dicks and sweaty balls in his mouth.
Dale: Hey dude you want to come over to my place?

Guy: Yea sure. What are we going to do?

Dale: I don't know but, we will think of something as soon as we get to my place.

Guy: Alrite.

Dale: Hey I thought of something.

Guy: What is it.

Dale: Let me get your BIG penis and BIG SWEATY BALLS in my mouth and ass hole.
by The Awesome Beast February 14, 2010
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Dale Scale

A scale of 1-10 for rating girls. Girls will tend to acheieve a higher rating than usual on the Dale Scale, usually of +2. So a girl who is a 6 on a 'normal' scale, would achieve an 8 on the Dale Scale. Approximately, 90% of girls will acheive at least an 8.
Dale: "Oooh hello, check out the girl on the left!"
Friend: "Dale Scale?"
Dale: "Easy 9"
by Sheeep fiddler June 30, 2010
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