conversation pouncer

Someone who lies in wait with a keen eye for someone who is about to leave, taking the opportunity to pounce and force a conversation upon his/her prey.

I’m leaving the office now, I am going to army crawl to the door so I don’t get snatched by the conversation pouncer, if you don’t hear from me in 15 minutes, please start a fire in the building so I can be released from the jaws of this predator.

by Spitballer March 5, 2020

orbital conversation

A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.

Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."

by travipross June 4, 2014

homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.

"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"

by justicerei January 17, 2012

Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.

"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."

by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022

conversation banana

The art of attempting to hold a conversation while drunk.

Are we both drunk trying to have a conversation banana?

by Deepuberthoughts October 5, 2017

Conversation Blocker

Someone who interrupts a conversation with the opposite sex or same sex and start a new conversation. Also know as convo blocker

I was talking to this girl and he came and started a whole different conversation with her. He is such a conversation blocker

by All star_ buckets December 13, 2016

Conversational Drift

When a conversation in a text chat or irl gets way off track

Jake: and that’s why I can’t trust someone who likes pineapple on pizza!
John: true lmao, we had some real conversational drift here. Got way off our topic of The Florida trip

by Golden Spider June 12, 2019