colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003

Brightly colored jeans

A wide assortment of pants worn by middle schoolers oddly colored neon blue, red, pink, white, etc.

Foreskin: Did you see those brightly colored jeans?

Meatus: Yeah they're really dumb because no one person even thought of wearing them. They are only worn by people who want to fit in with the cool kids.

by Andrew Doan. October 2, 2009

Colorhead

A overgrown child who looks like she have drugs and alcohol abuse, but she only smokes big dripping hand roll cigarettes, wich stinks. A frikking colorhead is a person who thinks she soooo creativ, a real artzy natzy funny joker. She puts her drawings on myspace so other color kids can comment on them. The colorheads love colors ALL COLORS, they see themselves as sparkling rainbows, their clothes have so many colors that the human eye see them as one big round brown thing. When the colorheads go out they are awful dancing along with a serious passion for stupid arty farty music, disco reggae and hippie hippie fucking scumbag bands.

ESTER: im on a glass course, it's pretty nice.
MARIA: "WHAT!!!!"
ESTER: "a glass course, im on a glass course!"
CARINA: "NO WAY!!!"
MARIA: "shit... Are you a colorhead? I frikkin hate colorheads, GFY and listen to some Chicks On Speed!!!"
ESTER: "seriously!"
MARIA: "Go away and take ya' your mongol bike."
CARINA: " and eat some pommes your arty farty colorhead.""
ESTER: "Jesus Christ what to do?"

by †reptilicus† February 17, 2009

Colonel Burton

A really cool unit in CnC Generals and Zero Hour, armed with a minigun, explosives, stealth and a knife. Use him well and he can wipe out half a base alone!

That Colonel Burton done some work before you killed him! LOL

by Luke16_89 September 8, 2008

colon turd

half man, half eagle, half anus hole. abnormally resiliant to alcohol poisoning or good reason. strangely obsessed with body sculpting, beard trimming and blacking out. usually known to mate with gingers. You most likely will find him either in a gym or passed out in the woods with only one shoe on.

oh look! its a bird. it's an indian. No...it's a colon turd!!!

by Zach Pitzler December 5, 2010

coloptimize

Coloptimize means completely making someone useless by making them do something else.

"Bob, can you get me a soda?"
"Sorry Jim, I'm coloptimized right now."

by Heyzeus Crizto February 22, 2014

Colombian Sex Change

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.

Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.

by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014