Colombian Sex Change

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.

Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

banksie

A person who smells of urine. Does not shave and hasn't showered since the revolution

Take a shower you banksie

by Applejacks1898 January 08, 2015

Bofa

When you put both of (bofa) these nuts down your throat.

Hey do you like bofa? No. What the fuck is that. Dude are you shitting me you've gotta love bofa. I don't fucking know what it is. It's bofa dese nuts down your throat bitch.

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

Gronch

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014