by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.
by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014

Hey do you like bofa? No. What the fuck is that. Dude are you shitting me you've gotta love bofa. I don't fucking know what it is. It's bofa dese nuts down your throat bitch.
by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014

Take a shower you banksie
by Applejacks1898 January 08, 2015
