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Definitions by Applejacks1898

A person who smells of urine. Does not shave and hasn't showered since the revolution
Take a shower you banksie
banksie by Applejacks1898 January 8, 2015
The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen
Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation
Gronch by Applejacks1898 December 29, 2014

Colombian Sex Change 

When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.
Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.
When you put both of (bofa) these nuts down your throat.
Hey do you like bofa? No. What the fuck is that. Dude are you shitting me you've gotta love bofa. I don't fucking know what it is. It's bofa dese nuts down your throat bitch.
Bofa by Applejacks1898 December 28, 2014