Chimping

Making an attempt to jump over a chair while eating a Chipotle burrito in a shopping mall.

Holy fuck that guy is chimping.

by TheHairyGhost October 30, 2014

chimpanzee

An ugly-ass mother fucker. Someone whose face is extremely janked and actually looks like a monkey.

"Fix your mother fuckin' face nigga, look at these fuckin' chimpanzees, bunch of fuckin monkies"-Curtis 50 cent Jackson (Do It Myself-Young Buck)

"Dude look at this guy in the Spanish book!"
"Man that is one ugly-ass dude, he looks like a fucking chimpanzee"

Note: In the Holt Spanish Ven Conmigo #3 spanish book there is actually a guy who looks like a chimpanzee in chapter 2.

by Sergio Carvidas October 12, 2006

chimpo

conversationally appropriate reference to a man's penis.

neighbor one: "You seem to be walking with a slight limp?"

neighbor two: "Yea, I hit my, pardon me, 'chimpo', on the mailbox."

by gappa March 2, 2004

chimpering

Raucous, nearly unintelligible conversation, esp. amongst a large group of young black people.

Those niggers wouldn't stop chimpering through the whole damn movie.

by Capt. Cockface January 14, 2008

Simp Chimp

A man named Milo

HOLY SHIT ITS THE SIMP CHIMP

by SenseiYami February 13, 2020

Nike Chiapas

Nike's representative in Chiapas, his job is to shoot all the locals and steal their land. That's why he doesn't like people who stand up for the oppressed. But he pretends to be an anarchist and joins anarchist lists so he can troll and flame people.

Like David Grenier, he enjoys torturing petty delinquents, schoolkids and homeless people so much that he comes out in a blue hissy fit every time someone suggests such people need liberating.

Nike Chiapas is a cunt.

by post left anarchist January 22, 2005

chimportant

A play on Darwinism and man's self importance... CHIMPortant. Making fun of someone who makes a big deal over unimportant things. Chimp + Important

Bush's "War On Drugs" is Chimportant.

A bureaucracy is very Chimportant.

by Dean "buttons the chimp" Williams May 25, 2003