Thotpocket

A girl that is basic and cold on the outside and will burn the fuck out of you on the inside.

Come see me tonight, I'll be in the DJ booth like a true thotpocket.

by Gensh November 17, 2016

copper topper

Someone with red hair. A head of Copper

He's got some Copper Topper on him

by Mullet February 13, 2004

Klay Thompson

NBA Warriors player who looks like the burrito from sausage party

Dude 1: Bro did you see the new sausage party movie!?
Dude 2: Yeah! I didn't know Klay Thompson made an appearance.

by I need HELP!! January 28, 2019

flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.

That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.

by flat toppo December 3, 2010

housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008

thompson

1. a rare condition where someone mistakenly believes they are a expert without peer in any topic they overheard others talking about, most often to the point of arguing without point or merit for hours at a time about things they know nothing about; the fact they barely fumbled through high school and have since wasted nearly a decade of their life is irrelevant, for they always assume absolute correctness.

I can't believe that asshole thompsoned us for four hours on how charcoal works at Dan's barbeque. I'm glad he broke his leg.

by the anonymoose September 26, 2006

topper

A topper, derived from the word top (tongue on penis), is a girl who is known for administering oral sex.

Danielle is a topper, you should take her to prom if you want to get your dick wet.

by DJ D-Ret October 23, 2006