swollen vagina

Something that happens when you are a fuck-maniac.
My ex-girlfriend's vagina is swollen because I fucked her so hard.

"Yo, Linda has such a swollen vagina now."
"How so?"
"I fucked her so hard last night"
"That's rad!"

by Suck the what May 18, 2016

gem swallow

gem swallow:
slut,hor. A women(or man)who sucked the penus of an extremely rich man or a pimp.

"Suzy is a super gem swallow!"

by Rallyman July 28, 2006

A Spit Swallow

What is left over from a drink that doesn't amount to much.

(1) "Go ahead and drink the rest of the milk from the carton, there's only "A spit swallow" left.

(2) Joe: Can I have the rest of your Cola?"

Pete: Ya, there's only "A Spit Swallow" left.

by idk_a_name December 13, 2010

Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.

Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.

by morpheus June 16, 2005

Swollarity

The noun version of swoll.

I've about reached maximum swollarity.

by SaFrDe March 29, 2009

Swollen Raisin

The act of a man inserting his penis and subsequently fucking a woman's naval, thus creating the likeness of a swollen raisin.

I'm not really into anything too kinky, but wowie could I go for a nice swollen raisin right about now.

by Private Space August 30, 2010

Swollenbury

An annual karaoke event that takes place in leeds, UK.

Have you got your swollenbury ticket this year?

by Wisevalve November 13, 2010