stock pot

A big ass; Can be used as an adjective to compliment someone on their behind as well

“She got a stock pot”

“What’s up stock pot?”

by Glology May 14, 2023

stock broker

a boy who invests in a girl while she is still young to see her grow up to be fine

buddy invested in her when she was a freshman what a stock broker.

by wolfofelementarystreet March 4, 2022

Chicken stock

(written куром на смех in Russian): when one does or says something so silly/stupid/ridiculous/idiotic- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make a laughing stock out of you.

Have you done anything chicken stock lately?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2022

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”

by 12345808 April 30, 2021

Perfect stocking filler

A perfect stocking filler meaning? - Handmade scrunchies created at Social Scrunchies ( available @ Etsy ASOS MP and depop btw….) . Packaged in a wee organza gift bag to be perfectly placed in a stocking 👀👌

I know where to get a perfect stocking filler… from Social Scrunchies

by Social Scrunchies November 16, 2021

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020