Socks and Underwear

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.

Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"

by Evan Thorn December 9, 2008

huf socks

Socks worn by wanna be stoners who feel the need to flaunt how cool they are because they do drugs. All the "tumblr girls" wear them so white teenage girls are convinced that they're cool.

"I just got some new Huf Socks"
"You smoked half a bowl a year ago and choked every hit"

by Hairy Dickinson June 4, 2014

throwin stacks

a phrase used to describe one person gunnin another

Did you see Sophie and Cal gun each other?! Word! Sophie was throwin stacks!

by ultimatestackthrower999 November 18, 2010

stock class paintball

a form of paint ball that you use pump paint ball guns such as cci phantoms, pgps, sniper 2s, and traccer/mavirick paint ball guns. a reason for stock class is accuracy, efficentcy, and plain out more fun to use. using the saying one ball, one shot , one kill. we who play stock class dont use hoppers, dont use co2 bottles, nor do we use regular pods. the guns only hold 10, 15 paint balls but thats all you really need. semi players look at you wierd when you get to the field and have a pump but at the end of the day theyll be bowing to you, and asking what the game plan is. people over look stock class because they think pumping is primitive and sadly enough think its useless. well there wrong, stock class paintball is growing in popularty very fast there are sites dedicated to it and people who play stock class religiously

stock class paintball
kid:hey, are you out of your mind going to a game where they play semi and full auto.
stock class paint baller: no im not crazy. i cheat, i play pump.

by tons of fun September 22, 2005

Shocksite

A website typically used to horrify and disturb viewers.

J:Hey go to google and type in tubgirl
A:Alright what is it supposed to be-oh god!!
J:Like that shocksite?

by Snagglebroth November 12, 2009

Cracked on The Sticks

An incredibly underrated controller player whose aim is so good and their flicks are so fast you would think they're on crack

Guy 1: Dang, this guy's pretty good at Fortnite!
Guy 2: Yeah, the young TTVer's cracked on The Sticks.

by TTV Underrated Controller GOD March 24, 2019

Pussy sticks

Another name for a juul.

I don't want my tegrity bud put in those pussy sticks!!

by Crediblesea October 31, 2018