The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.

Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.

by Mailmancalves December 30, 2015

Chicken stock

(written куром на смех in Russian): when one does or says something so silly/stupid/ridiculous/idiotic- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make a laughing stock out of you.

Have you done anything chicken stock lately?

by Sexydimma May 27, 2022

Chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): when you do something so silly/stupid- but never retargerous- that even a chicken at the local farm will make laughing stock put of you

Never do anything chicken stock.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2022

creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream

Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift

by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

good stock

When a human being is born with good genes...has a strong healthy blood line...

My kids come from good stock...me and my husband

by Scorpio Chic January 20, 2024

curve stock

when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.

I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.

Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock

by durrrrrrrrrrr July 01, 2008