squirrel eater

Someone who is gross, annoying, douche-y, and undesirable in every way possible.

Someone who you would not want to date.

There is a high chance that the eat or have eaten a squirrel.

Nikki: So, Jeremy talked to me today..

Preslie: Eww that guy?! He's a real squirrel eater!

squirrel eater by SheeWolf June 17, 2012

squirrel finder 

A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.

Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.

squirrel finder by Eddie Money Rocks April 14, 2021

Squirrel on a Trampoline 

The act of spreading your scrotum to form a flat surface like a Trampoline and then bouncing your flacid penis like a squirrel bouncing on a trampoline.

At the party Jimbo surprised everyone by pulling out the Squirrel on a Trampoline trick and .

Squirrel on a Trampoline by Haught Carl December 20, 2009

Squirrel Style 

bending over in a in the fetal posistion with your ass up in the air and a few nuts ready for action

squirrel style is what fini does best

Squirrel Style by L on a stick February 12, 2006

Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

Squirrel Monkey by Gmilch May 16, 2010

squirrel pelt 

a mullet haircut

takem from the website mulletjunkie.com

billy bob beamed as he beheld his squirrel pelt in the mirror

squirrel pelt by butch November 17, 2004

Squirrel Cage Jail 

The best place to visit in Council Bluffs, Iowa. It is haunted and it has the best tour guides.Currently there are two and im one of them lol...

but visit it...look them up and call them

seriously you dont wanna miss it.

The Squirrel Cage Jail is the best musuem ever!

Squirrel Cage Jail by Lc Titan Fan March 19, 2009