shanking

The act of angry masturbation, with a motion similar to stabbing someone in the stomach.

Damn, dude. You're shaking. Maybe you need a good shanking.

by crunch86 October 27, 2010

skanking

(v.) the act of going out to a bar, or club, and picking up a couple of nice skanks.

I went out skanking last night and picked up a couple of nice skanks!

by Excellence in the field of Excellence November 25, 2007

Planking

To lay rigid, face down with arms by your side.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.

Planking- Laying down rigidly on the top of a sign post.

by Ue00 June 8, 2011

Planking

Where someone lies as straight as a plank with hands and legs parallel with the body on random objects, fences, buildings, signposts, etc trying to get the coolest pics for facebook.

Mate, he wasn't balancing, he was planking.

by L0Wee June 9, 2011

planking

verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.

Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"

by alexman91 June 6, 2011

Planking

Planking is when someone lies flat on their stomach with their arms straight back against their body. The straighter your body, arms, and legs, the better the plank, then they try to do it on narrow surfaces. This craze started in Australia.

Emily got wasted and started planking on the countertop in the kitchen.

by ChristiLeilani June 12, 2011

Varsity Slacking

Sport started at the Amesbury High School in Amesbury, MA; game involved team members to be the best at doing nothing. The only thing team members are required to do is attend rallies in uniform, but even then, they wait til the last minute

I always wait til the last minute to do something, maybe I should be a Varsity Slacker

by Anonymous April 19, 2003