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How was your date with Sally last night?
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake
It was ok, she wasn't really hot so she gave me a soft milkshake
by softmilkshake December 17, 2017
Get the SOFT MILKSHAKEmug. A term used to describe a straight man, often white, who has done the work to deconstruct toxic masculinity, but is still a bro. Their social environment consists of queer women, gay man, and other soft bros.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
Visually soft bros appear identical to regular bros and can often be found wearing a Patagonia jacket, short, and a cap. Unlike regular bros, they are well read, aren't assholes, and understand their privilege in society.
Just like regular bros, soft bros can be found in taverns and dive bars, drinking beers all- day -long, imbibing bottomless mimosas during brunch, and enjoying cocktails before dinner on a weeknight. Though, they will take pains to remind you non-alcoholic options are totally cool too.
"Last night Martin and I went to watch a documentary about LGBTQIA immigration policies in the US and then we hit the bar and had like at least 15 beers. He's such a soft bro! He even let me borrow his Patagonia jacket cause it was SO chilly out! He only said two problematic things all evening."
by Jolene in the bay August 12, 2023
Get the soft bromug. by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Soft Knobbermug. by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007
Get the soft bollockmug. 1. what a man has, when he's both a grower AND a shower (i.e. not YOU, shorty!)
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
2. A break that you need to be ready to abandon at any time.
1. That nigga's gotta soft five, no wonder I can't compete!
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
2. Any time your wife says "take five" on your day off, and there are chores left, just know that it's a soft five.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada December 18, 2018
Get the soft fivemug. by Ty Baker November 5, 2011
Get the Soft soapedmug. by Caitybbbaby June 26, 2016
Get the Soft thickmug.