skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles

*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...

by ~Ebony~ December 15, 2008

Brownie Skin

The thin patina of shit covering an unsheathed cock after anal sex.

Rachel left me with brownie skin last night.

I pulled out and had the brownie skin.

She was so dirty I had to towel off the brownie skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

skin shirt

The mark that is left behind when you get sunburned with a T-shirt or tank top on.

Chad: Woah dude you've got a serious skin shirt. Want some 'screen?

Tanner: UV rays are just a conspiracy bro! I'll just take off my shirt and even it out.

by Anon1215 March 7, 2018

Ham Skin

Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I like pulling my ham skin.

She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.

Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

skin whore

people who ask for fucking skins in game from a player that has skins because they are fucking broke.

John, Give me your skins or i will fuck u up.
No, Fuck off John you're a skin whore.

by DingSingSong March 10, 2021

skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023

skin jugs

A nice soft pair of breasts, just larger then one handful each.

Cool guy: Dude I totally got to palm Melanys skin jugs last night. They felt nice.
Cool guys friend: Dude that's my little sister.

by B-tubbington January 16, 2010