Pythagoras Switch

A japanese Kids show made popular by it's fansubbing by the acclaimed dattebayo. This show opens and ends with crazy complex "Pythagoras Switches" which usually involve marbles, dominos and tubes. At the end or each of these rube Goldberg inventions the name of the show is revealed followed by children singing "Pitagora Suicchi". Because it's a kids show it tries to teach basic speech skills making it a fun way for the average English speaking japanophile to get a beginners grasp of Japanese. The show has also gained some popularity over you-tube which is filled with people performing the so called "algorithm march" which is usually done by tmen in suits in the middle of the show. They often have accompanyment in the form of soccer teams, and ninjas.

pitagora Suicchi is japanese for Pythagoras Switch

by Deathangel521 November 20, 2006

Jersey Switch

the act of merging across multiple lanes without the use of blinkers. Commonly done by New Jersey drivers.

The ricer in the honda pulled a jersey switch from the on-ramp.

by MKAYFO June 3, 2010

The Old Switch-er-oo

1. To switch your own functionally defunct object another's superficially similar but properly fuctioning object for personal gain.

2. Anything sorta similar to that.

I pulled the old switch-er-oo on my friend's NES with my broken one. It's not like he'd ever play it anyway.

by Darth Will Smith August 25, 2008

Nintendo Switch

Possibly the best-designed video game console to date. The Nintendo Switch, nicknamed as a Switch if you want to be lazy, is the innovative sucessor to the Wii U console. This console introduces portability into the world of game consoles, making it similar to the Nintendo DS systems. However, it introduces the ability to seamlesssley switch from portable to TV "modes" and allows simple pairing of controllers to a console, compare to other systems which have a tedious and unreliable method of pairing.
In short, it's the buffed version of the 3DS.

I wrote this entire thing on my kindle. My thumbs are tired.

Dude: Oh, cool, you broight your Nintendo Switch over? I can connect it to my TV, I have a base for it.
Switch Dude: Cool, do you wanna borrow my controller?
Dude: No thanks, I can easily pair mine.

by The_Random_Dicthead April 22, 2019

light switch relationship

the couple you know who is breaking up like every other week. they are on and off all the time.

A: hey is tim bringing his girlfriend tonight?
B: no i dont think theyre together right now
A: oh, well he told me they were a few days ago
B: yeah well theyre in a light switch relationship so you never know when theyre going out.

by the onion! June 23, 2007

Ditch the Bitch and make the Switch

Advice given to those unsure about their homosexuality by much wiser and hornier gay men!

"hey man ditch the bitch and make the switch.....come here cutie"

by ouijy February 9, 2004

the sneaky bait and switch

When someone is passed out drunk you take their underwear off and shit in them and then slip them back on the unconscious individual.When they come-to they'll think they shit themselves.Naturally,everyone involved will taunt and tease the unfortunate one as if he really had pooped his/her shorts.

While my roommate was passed out,we dis the sneaky bait and switch on him.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011