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pythagoras 

screw this sin, cos, tan crap... pythagoras what did you dooooo
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Pythagoras 

c. 582-c. 507 B.C.E. A Greek cosmologist who believed that numbers described the true nature of the universe. A very influential teacher, about whom many legend were written and later attatched to Jesus in the New Testament.
It is uncertain why the Pythagorean theorem is so named; it was neither Pythagoras nor his followers who discovered or even proved the rule, nor were they even particularly concerned with it in any way.
Pythagoras by ln(e) October 30, 2003

pythagoras 

(v)
Sexual position where the woman is being penetrated sideways while the guy is on his knees and one of her legs ends up on the guy's shoulder; hence, a rough geometrical triangular shape is formed. Also know as the RC kick.

Note that this position is often use in BD sessions to hin the woman and at the same time establish that the guy is the man (hedeman). It is more pleasurable is done with a baldey.
Last night I pythagoras your sister
pythagoras by Morris_X September 3, 2007

pythagoras' threorum 

The only thing that you'll remember after four years of high school math.
What is pythagoras' threorum? a^2+b^2=c^2?
pythagoras' threorum by Kockeue838 November 19, 2016

Pythagoras Switch 

A japanese Kids show made popular by it's fansubbing by the acclaimed dattebayo. This show opens and ends with crazy complex "Pythagoras Switches" which usually involve marbles, dominos and tubes. At the end or each of these rube Goldberg inventions the name of the show is revealed followed by children singing "Pitagora Suicchi". Because it's a kids show it tries to teach basic speech skills making it a fun way for the average English speaking japanophile to get a beginners grasp of Japanese. The show has also gained some popularity over you-tube which is filled with people performing the so called "algorithm march" which is usually done by tmen in suits in the middle of the show. They often have accompanyment in the form of soccer teams, and ninjas.
pitagora Suicchi is japanese for Pythagoras Switch
Pythagoras Switch by Deathangel521 November 20, 2006

pythagoras theorem 

Using Pythagoras Theorem, the third side of a right-angled triangle can be calculated when two sides are given.

Suppose A = length of hypotenuse and
B & C = lengths of the sides containing the right angle

Then (A^2) = (B^2)+(C^2)

Proof:

If a = angle opposite side A ( =90 degrees)

b = angle opposite side B

c = angle opposite side C

then B = A sin a and C = A cos a

Squaring and adding,we get the result.
Pythagorean triplets:

3,4,5

5,12,13

8,15,17

Pythagoras Position 

The Pythagoras position is where 3 people engage in oral and traditional sex while in the shape of a right triangle. One person lays on the ground and fucks one person and eats our the other person. The people on the top of the position make out. This produces a right triangle shape, hence the name, Pythagoras Position.
*note: requires one male
*note: can be done in both a vertical or horizontal position
Jane, Beth, and Billy created Pythagoras Position last night.
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