smeaf

an impaired sense of smell
(derived from smell + deaf)

I'm 15% smeaf in my left nostril.

by christovich79 September 19, 2005

SMBAD

Suck My Balls And Dick. Some idiots get confused and call it Suck My Big Ass Dick, which does not make any sense at all.

(scores a goal) OHHH WHAT A GOALLLL SMBAD BITCHES

by ming tao ching May 26, 2011

Smad

A disease. A stupidly annoying man.

God Del, You are so SMAD!

by Smadalicious September 25, 2011

smear

a nice insult or nickname you can give to anyone. It can be used to spice up a boring name, and is quite catchy once it because a part of your vocabulary.

Quit being such a SMEAR!
HEY! Stop it! you SMEAR!

by Kim (Matt's Girlfriend) August 16, 2003

seadog

Typically a girl from Essex that has travelled on her Gap Year to Thailand and been "dogged" in the sea, hence the coined term SeaDog, Get your cunting dog in the sea and get her to show you her twat in the moon light

Seadog, sea doggin, doggy in the sea. dangerous unless done in a warm climate, for example this would not be great on Brighton Beach unless you had a screw loose!

by OxfordBoy May 4, 2006

smear

smear can be used in any context u desire noun adverb adjective and even insult its prety much anything you want it to be at that given timee

would you quit being such a smear
did you check the smear on that one
yo did you get the smear
andres and alex are the biggest smears on this earth

by andruuu July 21, 2008

Smeagle

To get off one's face, often by using Cannibis.

Parry got Smeagled!

by Dave February 2, 2004