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Suck My Balls And Dick. Some idiots get confused and call it Suck My Big Ass Dick, which does not make any sense at all.
(scores a goal) OHHH WHAT A GOALLLL SMBAD BITCHES
SMBAD by ming tao ching May 26, 2011
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SMBAD • Smbadyfb • smad • Smead • smadge • smbd • SYBAD • sabado caliente • Smadam • smadar
An abbreviation for "suck my balls and dick". Pronounced "Simbad".
Person 1: wow I really don't like math
Person 2: yeah, math can SMBAD
SMBAD by TheUnfortunateSailor March 12, 2020
to smoke and enjoy herbal delights

a convenient code word to use around non-smokers

Also: a legend among few, who should be legendary the world over

Note that when used as a verb, it is generally shortened to "smad"
It's Friday night. Time to go smad with Smadley.
smadley by Smollie October 21, 2009
Combination of sadge and madge, displaying both a sad and mad general attitude without feeling the need to further act on these emotions.
Person A: "I asked Vanessa out but she said 'ew' and went away."
Person B: "Smadge, what a fucking bitch."

Person A: "I would have had a job interview today but I mistyped my phone number when I gave it to the agency so they tried calling the wrong one and I didn't get the interview."
Person B: "Smadge, you idiot!"
smadge by cysleon August 6, 2021

Sabadomingo 

the combination of the word for the weekends in Spanish
what does Sabadomingo mean?
IDK... look it up on urbandictionary.com
Sabadomingo by [HazardTheory] April 19, 2009
when my boyfriend cheated on me i was sad and mad. I was smad!
smad by Kyle.Harlow March 22, 2010
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