Parry
The 30 characteristics and guide lines that define a parry
1)
Name originated from a fat ass Canadian from Canada
2) #’s 1-99 are eligible for the title “parry”
3) Joel, BJ, and Alex (Fairy gold line) are the only people who can appoint the title
4) The title parry is given to the biggest douche bag on the opposite team.
5) Rows of razor sharp teeth (Full grown parry’s can have up to 4 rows)
6) Toxins released when tormented
7) Your dick
will fall off
8) If evoked purple dragon
will fly out
9) If looked at for more than 13 seconds you
will vanish into a dark abyss
10) Contains acids strong enough to
melt steel
11) Discovered by Albert Einstein in 1907
12) Hair every where (you
will have trouble finding it)
13) Huge lips (3 or more) protruding out from the vigina
14) The smell
will cause bleeding of the nose
15) Contains 4 little trolls and 1 mountain
troll that protect the parry from penetration
16) Only 3 people have spotted a parry and lived to talk about it
17) Parry’s don’t have orgasms they eat your dick
18) Discharges at least 3quarts of unknown liquids a day (excluding the
green discharge)
19) Parry’s of dead people are recycled into toothpaste and deodorant
20) Hair on a parry grows 3.75 inches weekly
21) If unknown lumps on the surface of the parry are popped the liquid
will burn off skin
22) It can sense
men within 10feet
23) Unknown
green discharge expelled at random (could cause head
pain or “The Shits”)
24) 1 child is said to survive the birth through a parry: John V.
25) A parry can hold a chaw in the lips and get a buzz from it
26) A human head was found lodged inside a parry dating back to 400 B.C.
27) Can only infect females (expect Xander)
28) The worst vigina ever
29) To contain the infection carriers of the Parry must wear a fairy gold diaper
30) Only 2 know cures
- Blue Puke of Nick S.
- Hair of a redheaded child Nick B.
Fact about “Parrys” when a Parry loses a tooth, it is said that a parry fairy (Trent)
will fly down and sprinkle fairy dust so a new tooth can grow and also taking the old tooth. However this has not been confirmed, though there is substantial evidence proving that a parry fairy (Trent) dose exist.