Shrocky

A man with pubes long enough to cover his tiny wang.

That dude over there must be Shrocky.

by Neofeen March 28, 2015

shrink dick

The shrinking of the penis from its normal flaccid size, most commonly due to cold weather or stimulant drug use.

"my boyfriend did so much speed last night that he had a serious case of shrink dick, it was like half the size it usually is"

"its so cold out here that i know for sure i'll have a serious case of shrink dick"

by OGspeedymcgee July 21, 2016

Scronkey

a mans scrotum so ratchet looking and barely the size of penis on a monkey.

he claims his dick is hung like a horse but i just give him the pleasure of telling him maybe a donkey, but that shit is so ratchet and smaller than a monkey, he gets big headed when i tell the girls how i call it scronkey.

by 0-kimotion November 27, 2016

Scronkik infinitricky

The biggest promise you can make

I can't believe he scronkik infinitricky and broke it. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE

by Promise forever June 3, 2017

Shonko

A jonko (joint) smoked through a shisha (hookah).

Woah, dude... This shonko is hitting hard, man...

by Grassmeister July 4, 2017

shrinkoligy

The study of shrinks

"I have a degree in Shrinkoligy"

by Jackie_Chez_69 August 6, 2017

Shranking

The act of a fecal deposit matched with a simultaneous masturbatory act.

Dude, I was shranking so hard last night.

by Shranks69 October 13, 2017