pretzeled

drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed

we got so pretzeled last night after a night of boozing

by Dome Timer November 1, 2006

pretzel

When you finish on a girls face and toss coarse kosher salt on her. A pretzel knot occurs when the hair becomes knotted with salt and jiz.

I totally gave that girl a pretzel last night.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003

pretzel

Stuff that makes you thirsty.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

by pseudoynm May 13, 2005

prez

Short for presentation.

I gave a prez on HTML5 at work last Wednesday.

by el_joni February 25, 2011

chokes on pretzel

what gw bush does to get attention

AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!! IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL!!! LISTEN QUICK BEFORE I DIE!!!! brroooOOOOMMP

by Shagmaster2004 April 11, 2004

dead prez

A revolutionary hip-hop group who appeals more to white, suburban kids than it does to the subjects of their songs.

Man, I love dead prez, but what's with all the hardcore kids at their shows?

by shawn May 3, 2004