The third piss positions definition I wrote was going to be the last one, but boredom struck, so it's coming back.
I guess you could call this a sequel.
1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.
2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.
3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.
4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.
Some examples:
- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)
5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
I guess you could call this a sequel.
1. Fence
If you have a wooden fence that is impossible to see through, you could piss on that. Chainlink is out of the question (obviously). Because this is basically impossible without a schlong, I think most women won't be able to do this one.
2. Dog Piss
Lift one leg and piss. Women can probably do this, but I'm not sure.
3. Handstand
Piss while doing a handstand. Women can do this, as long as they know how to do a handstand.
4. Camping
There are plenty of ways to piss while camping. While this is preferably done alone, if the friends you bring are incredibly close and understanding, you're golden.
Some examples:
- on a tree (perhaps most obvious)
- in the snow (if camping in a snowy place/in the winter)
- from a tree
- in a field
- on each other (if y'all are into that shit i guess)
5. Piss Balloon
I know I mentioned this last time, but as it's getting warmer, this is worth considering.
Like all piss positions, and pissing in general, please make sure to stay out of sight of others. Please piss responsibly.
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•Combination of the words
Aggressive and positive
•not to be confused or interchanged with toxic positivity
2. Can be a verb or adjective
*positive outcome of self cannot be associated with personal gain/narcissistic view in order to fit definition.
•Combination of the words
Aggressive and positive
•not to be confused or interchanged with toxic positivity
"She's full of aggressive positivity."
"She just smashed a door open with her bare hands."
"Yeah, but she rescued 2 elderly people, 2 cats, a dog, and Frank.
"Who tf is Frank?"
"Their beta fish."
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"She just smashed a door open with her bare hands."
"Yeah, but she rescued 2 elderly people, 2 cats, a dog, and Frank.
"Who tf is Frank?"
"Their beta fish."
Example of personality personified; My hero Academia- Almight, FMA-Edward Elric, Marvel- Deadpool, Wreck it Ralph -Ralph,
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a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
a positive jostle is when a male is sexually aroused due to his hormones and testosterone being of high levels, he then initiates the positive jostle which involves him wrapping his love paw around his absolute stonk on and performing a sliding motion from the base to the tip of his stonk on until his oriental looking glass releases tiny white tadpoles that may land on a face, a titty, an eye, inside a butbut or on the man in the boat.
woman seen naked ontop of another woman, both being pleased by a third woman...also naked.
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
man says: "dayam thts worth one hefty mammoth sized collosal positive jostle".
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