life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.

Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.

by XeL March 12, 2007

Does not compute

A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.

The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.

Does not compute. Please say that again in plain English.

by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009

not mad

Something ridiculous just happened but somehow, you're cool with it. Weirdly, you're a little bit glad it happened. Best delivered in a tone which implies passive aggression.

You may have cut my hair without my permission, but I'm not mad.

by canfield army April 6, 2009

...was not published

'______' was not published: the title of a cruel, mocking email you will inevitably receive from Urban Dictionary after spending 30 minutes or more typing up a brilliant definition. They claim other users voted and decided not to publish your word, but really it was a shitty algorithm that only publishes acronyms (eg. 'SIUYA' - 'stick it up your ass')

Me: *painstakingly and eloquently defines 'the meaning of life'
Urban Dictionary: "'the meaning of life'...was not published"
Me: "SIUYA, Urban Dictionary. You've sucked since 2010"

by squiggular September 13, 2020

it's not giving

"It's not giving" refers to when something is not living up to its expectations.

"Hey sis, I just got my hair done, whatchu think?"
"Uhhh, it's not giving what it was supposed to gave sis-"

by Trap_bunny_bubbles July 8, 2021

he's a grower not a shower

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection

"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013

for real real not for play play

pertaining to a subject that one insists is indeed fact and not fiction.

Becky is pregnant for real real not for play play.

Since the speaker has added this expression, the listener can not mistake that Becky is pregnant because only by lying about her pregnancy would the statement be considered play play. Since Becky really is pregnant, this is for real real and can not be a lie or joke.

by truthseekre July 24, 2009