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When you have done something but do not want to admit to it.
I can't believe you stole those candies....I not not stole the candies.
I saw you pick your nose....I not not picked my nose.
not not by maisypie January 7, 2006
Words you can keep

Not Not Cheating 

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.
Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

theres never not not nuttin 

A word used a lot by a Youtuber called "jacksfilms"
He uses it in a Youtube series called "Your Grammar Sucks" and mostly in raps
"Theres never not not nuttin stop being a rude"

Happy Happy-Not Not Disease 

A synonym for bipolar disorder;

A mental health condition defined by periods of extreme, often inappropriate, and sometimes unpredictable mood states.

1. I think Sally suffers from Happy Happy-Not Not Disease--10 minutes ago she was threatening to kill herself, but now she's laughing and having fun.

2. You will contract Happy Happy-Not Not Disease and die.

Why Not Not 

The act of a comeback to "why not" often used in a smart ass way to be funny and shut someone up from asking why.
Person 1: I'm sick.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: Why not?
Person 3: Why not not!
Person 1: .....what?
Why Not Not by BLEEDTeal36 June 22, 2011

theres never not not nuttin 

theres never not not nuttin is an inside joke from jacksfilms from his series Your Grammar sucks (YGS),Originated on YGS 10 as a songs
Jack: Theres never not not nuttin
Brock:What The Fuck are you trying to say?
A type of person who is known for frotting.
Yeah, once he started acting like a Not Noted, we knew exactly where the night was headed.
Classic Not Noted behavior, honestly. Should’ve seen the frotting thing coming.
Not Noted by LCBMeursault May 2, 2026
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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