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Kickass-o-meter

a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.

Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.
Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.
by MaximumOverdrive March 28, 2009
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feeding the meter

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."
by Steven March 8, 2009
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Feeding the Meter

the process of inserting american quarters in to anus of your partner during intercourse
Dude, I was feeding the meter so much last night I could have been in her for like six hours
by Bufferhead May 30, 2011
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meteorologist

The meteorologist said there would be 3 inches of snow. We got 36 inches.
by slapshot42 December 28, 2005
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meteorologist

Nothing even related to the badasses in the movie "Twister".
"Goddammit, being an actual meteorologist sucks!"
by TravisFant April 4, 2008
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age-o-meter

age-o-meter:

the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it

formula:
let x = ur age

x/2+7=.....
"hey what age is to young for me man"
"use the age-o-meter man x/2+7=....."
by Mr Rightman March 22, 2011
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meter

A meter is also a hammer a handle a tool a four pound the toast whatever you like; a gun
Y'all all be talkin' all that bullshit, 'till the dons come through with the meter sprayin.'
by Philip Stephenson November 30, 2004
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