Lit Match

A person, usually a woman, who is overly prone to attachment to men, and tends to go psycho or melt down when faced with rejection.

Be careful with that chick Rhonda, she's a lit match. I took her out on 3 dates and forgot to call her and she was on my lawn bawlin.

by BipolarJosh December 16, 2008

Matching Pearl Set

When the male pulls out and cums all over a woman's upper chest and neck, giving her a pearl necklace.

Once completed, the male takes his man-meat and dabs his cock on her ear lobes with the after-ooze sperm that is collecting on the end of his cock.

This resembles pearl earrings.

Jack: Have you ever given a woman a pearl necklace?

Robert: You cheap bastard! I always give a woman a Matching Pearl Set when I'm finishing!

by HippoCookies September 28, 2008

playing with matches

A local band that rocks!
Also something that i do regularly to random things i see...like leaves and stuff.

ex 1. playing with matches ROCKS!
ex 2. playing with matches ROCKS!

by Ka August 19, 2004

No match Swag

When someone doesn't match their clothes on purpose and it looks really good

Ex: look at that guy's no match swag, he's wearing a zebra lake Chelan sweatshirt and blue Jordan shorts!

by Chris of Seattle August 23, 2012

japanese death match

Japanese death matches were some of the most brutal fights to ever grace the lame eyes of mankind. The fighters in the matches wore scars like drag queens wore makeup. Absolutely nothing stopped the matches until the fighters passed out, or gave in after being brutalized for a half hour straight on average. If you have the stomach to see dudes mess each other up and time to kill go ahead and give it a go

Cool Guy: dude you seen have you seen this? 'shows loser Japanese death match'

loser: 'throws up lunch' dafuq is that man?
Cool Guy: hahahah silly mortal you cannot handle true combat 'brakes loser's neck and flies away'

by Kaisero March 2, 2015

matcheboyte

Phone sex. Especially where the girl is being completely played.

Matcheboyte with that Asian chick last night was amazing! I wish she wasn't missing so many teeth and didn't have AIDS.

by CumBuckets March 15, 2005

match-stick

Someone (woman/man) who is addicted to match.com and cruises the internet site daily, hourly, etc.

Tom always has dates but never a steady girlfriend, I think he's a match-stick.

by xercise August 13, 2010