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logical positivism

Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.
Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.
by Jon Hoffman September 25, 2005
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Finn logic

Something that in itself nearly makes sense, but is somehow explained or applied in an idiotic way.
"He meant well, but he didn't get what was stupid about his idea." "Sounds like Finn logic."
by Thespicetrader October 25, 2011
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Jamie logic

A fact or belief that is remodeled into a new reality, to the benefit of the authority that has implemented such decree.
I just bought this apple for one dollar isn’t that great? Yeah it is, so happy you got a great deal!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
by Patty b February 6, 2021
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PORN LOGIC

When your attracted to the sexy person of the opposite sex that you may or may not even know, no matter what the situation is. It's always going to lead to sex and not just any sex but the hottest wildest best sex ever.
I know you are kind of a stranger to me, but I can't help my porn logic telling me this would be a much better experience if you just take off all your clothes and lets take advantage of this opportunity.
by mastercock January 24, 2023
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Chia Logic

Chia Logic
A type of logic that is so debunked that only those with a mastermind could ever hope to decipher and correctly understand it. Anything that comes from the mouth of a person with this kind of logic will be either disregarded or lead to extreme confusion. Thought processes are backwards among these kinds of people also, making everything as difficult as possible. All opinions are created out of peer pressure and lead to being highly defensive if flaws in their opinions are pointed out.
Person 1 - Yooooo!!! That new CoD Game is so kickin! BEST GAYME EVAR!!!!!! MLG 4LYFE!

Person 2 - *whispers* Whats with him?

Person 3 - *whispers* Chia Logic
by LifeLogic December 12, 2013
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Ben logic

A man named Ben that makes everyone a expert and has a shitty YouTube channel probably
Hey you know that guy named Ben? They say he knows logic so he a expert at ben logic
by dead space 2 March 26, 2022
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Dope Logic

Dope Logic is the combination of logically thinking, planning, and making the right moves to reach success and live a dope lifestyle. The term was coined by DopeLogic Records, a hip hop record label based out of Dayton, OH.
Jamie - "Who was that one artist that opened for Wiz Khalifa? He had the crowd going insane"

Chris - "You mean the Dope Logic guy?"
by K-Camo August 28, 2016
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