limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.

After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.

by ThatsJustDandi September 27, 2020

Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.

Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020

Limp bizkit

A invisible zombie who can eat the fleash off of anyone .

This reminds me of that time where i met the band Limp bizkit at a florda state prison.

by Jojomojokojo October 15, 2020

limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 4, 2017

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017